Me: Here is the revised proof for your vehicle graphics.
Client: I want this proofed in 3D. Please make it in 3D.
Me: As in, made from computer graphics.
Client: Yeah. But in 3D. Like this:
The client then holds up a Hot Wheels toy.
He didn’t say or do anything, he just held it. And stared.
Client: You’ve broken our contract. I’m not paying.
Me: Why would you think I have broken our contract?
Client: The title of the site was “discover the undiscovered”, not “discover yourself”.
Me: Oh, my bad. Let me fix that.
Client: No, you’ve broken our contract. “Discover yourself” is too close to “f*ck yourself”. This shows me your attitude for this project.
ha!
Client: Can we have a logo that says we’re an official London 2012 Olympic Games sponsor on our website?
Me: Are you an official sponsor of the London Olympics?
Client: No.
Me: Then no.
Me: Did you want the font in cursive or something more simple?
Client: I want it in English.
Me: English is a language - cursive is a type of font we use. Did you want it to be fancy, or simple?
Client: No! In English!
Me: English it is then.
After sending two invoices for payment, I sent another and called the client when the receipt that they had received it came back.
Client: Why are you calling me?
Me: You haven’t paid and this is the third invoice I’ve sent.
Client: It’s even more than the last one!
Me: Yes. The…
Client: Why isn’t this site working?! We have a meeting in a few hours and we can’t send them a broken site! Is it the network or do we need to buy a security certificate like it says in the error? Is this something IT needs to take care of or is this your department? Is it because of our firewall or is the site just down? I tried in IE and
Firefox.Me: You added a period at the end of the URL. Remove it and it should work.
Client: Oh. You should let me know when punctuation doesn’t apply.
so beautiful.
totally in love with their sound!!
thought it made a cool photo op.
Client: The text is not black enough.
Me: It is set as ‘Black’ in the style sheet….
Client: Ok, but can you make it blacker than that black?
Me: Hold on, I’ll try something. Give me an hour.
I went to lunch.
Me: Okay, can you refresh your browser now?
Client: Yes, thats better, thanks.
….yea buddy
<3 her!!
