cockringtoss: growlithed: i only eat that
an-idiosyncratic-method: When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket. You know the one. It’s made of wool. It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience. But it’s not. Every house has one. It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down...
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just watching
doctorpsycho: gurotesquegirl: LESS THAN 3 HOURS OF SLEEP I FEEL GREAT LETS GO DO SOMETHING LETS GO KILL A DUDE
darrynek: but can bob the builder fix his crumbling marriage
stylishirish: my sister showed me this and ive been laughing for like 20 minutes
jonful: I am not saying Im gay bUt have you ever seen me and gay in the same room together, think about that
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
mytoecold: Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
eyoon1: Sweet Dee ain’t so sweet at shoplifting
I'VE GOTTEN LIKE 4 FUCKING MILLION ASKS ABOUT HOW...
sparkafterdark: STEP ONE: HAVE SOME FUCKING HAIR. STEP FUCKING TWO: STEP I’M FUCKING DONE THAT’S IT. TA FUCKING DA